Me: What is
your name?
ME: Are you
serious right now?
Me: No, the only Sirius I know of is Sirius Black. And he's dead. I'm asking your name. If I was Sirius, I wouldn't need to ask since you're me.
ME: *Sighs* First: Really, you're going to be like this? Second: I
thought we went over this? Genevieve. And you can pronounce it in English or
French or Swiss-French, but I will go bonkers if you say Gweniveve or
Guinevere.
Me: No made
up names or English Queens here.
ME: And no
Lancelots either. You know, I’d be quite frightened if someone appeared in this
day and age with the name Lancelot.
Me: I don’t
blame you.
ME: You
better not, after some of the shenanigans you’ve pulled.
Me: *Rolls
eyes* So what’s your favorite city?
ME: Whatever
foreign city I was last in.
Me: Real
helpful.
ME: Fribourg.
Although, I’m pretty sure Rabat is gonna take its place.
Me: As am I.
ME: At least
we agree.
Me: So, are
you—
ME: Stop
there. Before you even ask, cat person. Definitely cat person.
Me: Seriously,
how did you know that?
ME: Take a
second and think.
Me:
Riiiiiight.
ME: Getting a
little tired, are we?
Me: Maybe a
little.
ME: Don’t
lie.
Me: Okay, a
lot.
ME: Better.
Me: Oh,
whatever. So what are you thinking about?
ME: That
question.
Me: No,
seriously.
ME: Cheese.
Me: Cheese? Of all the things we’re thinking about and you chose to tell them about
Cheese?
ME: Yes.
Me: You are
so annoying.
ME: I know.
Me: Hey, guess what?
ME: What.
Me: ?
ME: You told me to guess what. So I guessed "what."
Me: Not what I meant. Since you're being unhelpful: 2 days until we leave!
ME: EEEEEEEEE! Reallyreallyreallyreallyreally?
Me: Yes.
ME: Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: Hey, guess what?
ME: What.
Me: ?
ME: You told me to guess what. So I guessed "what."
Me: Not what I meant. Since you're being unhelpful: 2 days until we leave!
ME: EEEEEEEEE! Reallyreallyreallyreallyreally?
Me: Yes.
ME: Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: Pretty much. And I think
that about wraps it up.
ME: Oh, fine.
Me: I’m so
glad that we’re finally agreeing.
I’m sure you
can all see that I have waaaaaay too much time on my hands.
But see, the thing is, I actually don't. I'm pressed for time. I have no time. It's more nervous energy and stress relief than anything else.
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